Who needs blogs? Just listen to Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin).
To Kenneth Parcell (Jack McBrayer), in Season 3, Episode 4:
“Next stop homeownership. [Pause] I’m just kidding. The middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.”
To Liz Lemon (Tina Fey), in Season 3, Episode 8:
“What do we elites do when we screw up? We pretend it never happened and give ourselves a giant bonus.”
(Yes, I am way, way, behind. My wife and I only watch TV shows on DVD or streaming [Netflix or Hulu], we watch very little TV at that, and for all of 2009 we were watching Battlestar Galactica [still two episodes left].)
By James Kwak